Thursday, April 07, 2016

Monday, April 04, 2016

Sunday, April 03, 2016

Eh Hen?


'Eh hen' could have a variety of meanings.  It just depends on the tone in which it is conveyed....

Saturday, April 02, 2016

LOL!!

These memes have been going round for quite some time nut I just could not resist.....



Tuesday, March 29, 2016

What?!?!?!!??!


I got this picture off facebook.  Apparently, the boy in question took his babe to a fast food joint for a meal where he spent about N5,000 (approx £15) on a meal.  Check out his boxers - penny wise or pound foolish?  Shouldn't charity have begun at home with him getting new boxers for himself before splashing out on impressing a girl?  *smh*

Monday, March 28, 2016

Saturday, March 26, 2016

24 POINTS - A POINT PER HOUR FOR EVERY MARRIED MAN


1. Speak gently and calmly to your wife. Never raise your voice at her, it demeans her and shows you think she is stupid.

2. NEVER expose your wife's weakness to your family or run to them whenever you have issues or anyone else cause it will come back to hunt you.

3. Never use intimidation, shout or violence to communicate your moods. Aggressive men don't make a happy home.

4. Don't compare your wife to other women. You don't know what their husbands are going through. If you attack her self esteem you will forever have a timid wiffy.

5. Don't forget that your wife married you to take care of her and the children not the reverse. Do your duties.

Friday, March 25, 2016

Thought Of The Day


A guy met one of his school mates several years after school and he could not believe his eyes; his friend was driving one of the latest sleek Mercedes Benz cars. He went home feeling awful and very disappointed in himself. He thought he was a failure. What he didn't know was that his friend was a driver and had been sent to run errands with his boss's car.

Rosemary nagged her husband always for not being romantic. She accused him of not getting down to open the car door for her as her friend Jane's husband did when he dropped her off at work. What Rosemary didn't know that Jane's husband car had a faulty door that could only be opened from the outside.

Sampson's wife went to visit one of her long time friends and was very troubled within for seeing the 3 lovely kids of her friend playing around. Her problem was that she had only one child and have been struggling to conceive for the past five years. What she didn't know was that one of those kids who was the biological child of her friend had sickle cell and had just a year to live; the other two are adopted.

Life does not have a universal measuring tool so create yours and use it.
Looking at people and comparing yourself with them will not make you better. If you knew the sort of load the chameleon carried you wouldn't ask why it takes those gentle strides. Enjoy what you have.


HAVE A LOVELY WEEKEND!

Culled from Facebook

IT is Good Friday Today!!


Christians all over the world are commemorating the death of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.  It is the first day of celebrations and activities to mark the death of the son of God.


Thursday, March 24, 2016

Hilarious Conversation


A young lady named Naomi was not happy with the standards and maybe appearance of her latest toaster.  She sent a text to her friend (who introduced her to the toaster) after their date.  The text got delivered to a different person who decided to mess with her brains......



Sunday, March 20, 2016

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Police Officer Investigated For Racial Discrimination Over Kings Cross Arrest


The Metropolitan Police have issued a statement confirming that the police officer involved in the incident  (see video) which took place at Kings Cross Station would be investigated for racial discrimination, undue force and police brutality.

A man of African descent was held for fare evasion and even though he said he would willingly follow the officers but the officer insisted that he should get on the floor hitting him with a baton severally.  I think the force was too excessive and the officer went all out to humiliate a man who was not a threat to him or other members of society.  See previous post HERE.

LOL


Lady - dont despair.  The 'Ass' on your ticket is assorted meat,,,,,, LOL

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Arsenal Meme






Meet Beatrice Kome - The Professional Painter


Beatrice Kome is an innovative lady who picked up the painting to put food on her table.  She is extremely experienced and well versed inthe painting world.  Please help Beatrice grow by patronising her.  She is a professional painter amd  also does screeding. 


WHAT?!?!?!?!?


A lesson teacher wrote the above during her lessons with pupils entrusted into her care.  Her sentences are full of errors and all what not.  What would you do if you were the parent of her pupils?


See other instances HERE

Friday, March 11, 2016

Cross River Deputy Governor Visits Central Bank Calabar Explosion Scene


The Deputy Governor of Cross River State,  Prof Ivara  Esu paid a visit to the explosion scene at the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) Calabar branch.  The explosion took place earlier on this morning - Friday 11th March 2016 when an M2 cylinder for the cooling systems in the building exploded.  The explosion tore through the roof of the building, shattering window glasses and causing severe damage to the main building. The Deputy Governor was conducted round the office by the Branch Comptroller  - Dr Graham Kalio.



18 Injured As Gas Explosion Rocks Central Bank Office In Calabar (Graphic Pictures)

EIGHTEEN people were injured and sustained third degree burns in an inferno at the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) Calabar.  The explosion took place at about 11.45 am on Friday 11th March 2016  at the Bank premises on Calabar Road, next to the commercial hub of the city.  


It is believed that an M2 cylinder that connects one of the chillers of the bank's central air conditioning  exploded. 

Federal Ministry of Environment Delays Commencement of Super Highway



The Cross River State government has received a notice from the Federal Ministry of Environment asking it to observe Environmental regulations and EIA processes.  In layman's terms, the government has been asked to stop work on the super highway pending completion of outstanding issues and dialoge with all the parties concerned.

What?!?!?!!?


This seems to be the era where we name and shame schools.  What do you think? D for Dark depicted by sunglasses! Really?!?!?!?

Se other instances  HERE and HERE